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$POLYNGMI
⚠ DEGENERATE ALERT
BET ONSTUPIDTHINGS.GET RICH ANYWAY.
Will it rain in Dubai on March 7th? Does anyone care? We don't. But someone just made $40,000 on it.
$POLY
I PREDICT… NUMBER GO UP.
CHAPTER ONE
WHAT IS POLYMARKET?
A documentary in three panels.
1
HUH?
"NORMAL PERSON SEES THE NEWS"
2
THERE'S A MARKET FOR THIS!!
"DEGEN SEES THE NEWS"
3
STILL IN PAJAMAS.
$$$
"THREE DAYS LATER"
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REAL BETS WE'VE SEEN
We promise these are mostly fake. Mostly.
THIS IS FINE 🔥
PREDICTION MARKET • LIVE
Will the Fed say the word 'inflation' more than 4 times?
YES 0%NO 0%
VOLUME: $2.3M
THIS IS FINE 🔥
PREDICTION MARKET • LIVE
Will Elon post a meme before 9am EST?
YES 0%NO 0%
VOLUME: $890K
THIS IS FINE 🔥
PREDICTION MARKET • LIVE
Will it be cloudy in London?
YES 0%NO 0%
VOLUME: $12M
SERIOUS BUSINESS
TOKENOMICS
50%
TO LIQUIDITY
So you can dump your bags on the next guy. We call this "innovation."
LFG
50%
TO GUYS WHO BET ON WHETHER THIS TOKEN RUGS
An infinite recursion of degeneracy. A ouroboros of bad decisions.
FR FR
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HAPPY DEGENERATES
"I bet $500 on whether a senator would sneeze during a hearing. I'm buying a boat."
PG
PredictionGod.eth
"Lost everything betting NO on gravity. Would not recommend."
FE
FlatEarth_Trader
BASED!
WEN MOON?
YOUR LAST CHANCE
(until the next memecoin in 6 hours)
Not financial advice. Not prediction advice. Not life advice. If you're reading disclaimers you're already too sober for this.